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Particularly rubbish for a shocking rip-off price: £7.99 for “The Big One”. Includes disgusting scrambled egg, terrible sausages and squidgy bacon. Hash browns and beans were OK, but then what can go wrong when all you’re doing is heat up the contents of a can. “Overpriced Shit” sounds way too positive.

Verdict: no matter how desperate you are – AVOID at all costs!

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Treeworshippers (Etch A Sketch)

by Jay Versluis on January 8, 2010

in Live from My Phone


I was going to call it “Sunworshippers” in hommage to the song by Mylo – but then I discovered that the “sun” didn’t actually look like a sun… so I turned it into a tree. Works much better.

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It’s my first Etch-A-Sketch Masterpiece in Decades!

January 5, 2010

We were passing through a service station in Beaconsfield very late yesterday and spent a spontaneous night at the Etap Hotel. It’s connected via a walkway to a 24hr neon world of McDonald’s, Starbuck’s and an Arcade featurung Outrun 2. It felt just like Vegas! We discovered a Pocket Etch-A-Sketch at WH Smith, and I [...]

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My current location

October 10, 2009

According to my GPS device that is…

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My best ever loaf

August 26, 2009

Fresh from the oven, seconds old. Sponsored by Hovis!

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Artwork outside at The Bass Museum

August 23, 2009

Artwork outside at The Bass Museum

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