With Anarchy breaking out in London over the last few days, I had a great business idea: sell remote controls for TVs that have been looted! We can also sell chargers for laptops that went walking from PC World & Co.
We’ll create an interface where customers can pop on the serial number of the device in question, then we’ll sell them an original accessory for £5 – £10 with free postage. eBay and Amazon will suffice, let’s not build a website for this.
Once we have their addresses, we’ll hand them over to the police who in turn can take care of the rest. We’ll beat them at their own game. We’ll donate the money to a fund helping people and local businesses who have suffered from idiots with Molotov cocktails.